Four hightech Uduravana inventions:
---Waterproof towel
---Solar powered torch
---Book on how to read
---Pedal powered wheel chair.
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Uduravana as a photographer focusing a dead body's face in a
funeral function, suddenly all relatives beat him why?
. . .. . . . . . . . He said "SMILE PLEASE"
Uduravana gets ready, wears tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits
on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this.
. . . .. . . . . . . Uduravana:"I've been promoted as branch manager."
Uduravana standing below a tube light with a open mouth.....WHY?
. . . .. . . . . . . because his doctor advised him "Todays dinner should be light".
Uduravana asked a plumber to come to his college.
U knw Why?
. . . . . . . . . . . Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Uduravana
....................He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet .
Uduravana:- why did u come so far.Instead u could have posted it....
Uduravana & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Uduravana says... Drink
quickly......Wife asks why... . . . . . Uduravana says hot coffee Rs5
and cold coffee Rs10
A Uduravana & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children?
. . . .. . . . . . . . Uduravana replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR
Uduravana was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
..........Uduravana: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.
Uduravana visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Uduravana goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words. .
...........................It is "U R STANDNG ON THE OXYGEN TUBE!"
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One day a Uduravana was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor building
when a man came running in to his office and shouted "Uduravana your daughter
Maala just died in an accident" Uduravana was in panic.Not knowing what to do he
jumped from his office window. While coming down when he was near the tenth
floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Maala.
When he was near the
fifth floor he remembered he was not married.When he was about to hit the ground
he remembered he was not Rial Uduravana
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Professor : "Mr.Uduravana , last year the name-plate outside your house
read Uduravana , B.A. This year it reads Uduravana , M.A.When did you
finish your Masters Degree?"
Uduravana : "You don't understand. Last year my wife died, I put B.A.
to indicate Bachelor Again. Then I took a second wife, So M.A. is
Married Again."
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Uduravana is buying a TV.
"Do you have color TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."
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Uduravana (Jokes)
